I Punched an Alien and Now We're in Couples Therapy

Blair’s Abduction Comes With a Royal Match

I Punched an Alien and Now We’re in Couples Therapy begins with Blair kidnapped aboard a spaceship and carried to another planet. Her captors expect her to mate with the planet’s king as part of an alien research program, a plan she answers with exactly the resistance promised by the title.

Dinosaurs Make the New World Even Wilder

The alien planet still has dinosaurs, adding prehistoric danger to an already absurd romantic setup. Kimberly Lemming stacks science-fiction spectacle around a heroine who has every reason to reject the role chosen for her.

The Punch Is Only the Start of the Relationship

The title reveals that conflict somehow leads to a partnership significant enough to require couples therapy. That comic destination makes the premise more than an escape story: the fun lies in discovering how an unwanted royal assignment becomes a relationship messy enough to work on.

Romance With No Interest in Playing It Cool

Lemming leans into a loud, high-concept hook instead of disguising the book’s weirdness. Alien research, a king, dinosaurs, abduction, and therapy all belong in the same romantic adventure—and Blair appears ready to meet every new indignity with her fists first.